Miss: The mechanics are too busy to pay attention to you

All your Dress for Success to show off your front side and back side collects only a glance or two at the mechanics'. They're so busy today that you end up driving halfway across town to get an oil change from a grumpy old fellow in a smudged red bill cap.

Well, the car did need the oil change and a couple blasts of air into the tires, you didn't make that up, but you haven't made any progress getting your oil changed or your soft parts pumped up.

"God loves love," you sigh, "But some days it seems like he's busy elsewhere."

Your next best bet is the big outdoor pool at the rec center on the Community College campus. It'll at least be a good place to see the boys' wet trunks clinging to their bottoms in back and their wieners in front, so you'll get a sense of how much the young man has to give you.