Miss: Gloria's pager goes off, you send her off with a kiss

As Gloria starts loving up on your pie, there's a sudden "tweedle-tweedle-tweedle!"

The pager clipped to Gloria's nurse jacket is going off.

She snaps out of her trance, looks up at you in helpless confusion, and then reads the pager display. She stands up and looks even more bewildered.

"My...pants?" she says, looking left and right.

"On the other bed, next to Nurse Junie," you say helpfully. "Come kiss me first."

You put your hands on Gloria's cheeks and hold her so you can give her a goodbye kiss.

"Tell me hon, do you like eating pussy?" you ask.

"Yes!" Gloria bursts out. She blushes pink.

"Well, I hope God will send you lots more of it after me and Junie," you say. "Take care!"

She flees behind the partition and scrambles to get dressed.

You get the visitor's chair and sit by your husband's bed, holding his hand. You look at the NURSE CALL button with a feeling of mischief.