Miranda V. Tali

"Our last two challengers of the first bracket are Miranda and Tali." EDI said.

"Keelah!" Tali groaned as she looked over her opponent. And of course, being made as the "perfect woman" meant that Miranda had the perfect amount of muscle on her. "Why could I not have gone against Samantha or Dr. T'Soni?"

"Don't worry, Tali." Miranda said calmly. "Jack went easy on Samantha, so I'll go easy on you."

"Speaking of which, you've been awfully quiet, Ms. Naught." Chakwas observed as she turned to the woman in question.

"I mean, a small part of me kinda wants Tali to win because seeing Miri hogtied is fucking hot as hell." Jack replied, "On the other hand, it's not like I won't be seeing that sight this weekend."

"There are times I wish you had an off switch that I could press in public..." Miranda commented with a blush as she and a nervous Tali got into position.

"Just go easy on her, Babe! Don't want Scars asking questions." Jack called out as Miranda rolled her eyes.

"Ready?" Samantha called out from her spot on the floor, "Three... Two... One... Begin!"