Miranda Kerr

A woman answers the phone and you tell her who you are.

"Ah, yes. Mr. Doe. I trust you have made up your mind already."

"Oh yes," you reply, "I want to go on a date with Miranda Kerr."

"Good choice, Mr. Doe. One beautiful, Aussie brunette coming right up. Where would you like her to meet you?"

You give her your address and the rest of the details are squared away. You hang up, and remember Bill is still standing in front of you.

"Well, I should probably get back to my route. Do you think I could stop by later and meet her?"