Mess with them

You switch from face to face until you shoot your cum all over both their faces. "Do not wash that cum off for 24 hours. Not only that, suck off 6 more guys today and have three of them cum down your throat and three of them cum on your faces. After that spend 10 minutes tonguing your friend's anus out then switch. You can only orgasm if a guy cums in your mouth, on your face, or fucks you up the ass. Tomorrow night, have a stranger fuck you up the ass in a night club men's room. Later, losers!"

You head on until you see a hipster who is overdressed for the weather in a red knit cap and long sleeve military style jacket, but she's wearing a pleated plaid mini skirt over dark panty hose.

She stares at you like she can't believe you are walking around in a speedo.