Makeover

You stroll out of the student union feeling on top of the world. There's a spring in your step, and you feel the rush of power, but you are also sexually spent. You are about to head off campus when you spot a preppy coed. She looks like she just walked out of an ad for a fashion magazine. She has on a plaid skirt, blue coat, and white blouse. Her thick blonde hair hangs down over one side of her face and shoulder.

"Let me guess," you think. "Sorority girl, parents from old money, rich boyfriend."

You walk up to her. "Excuse me, would you rather calmly and honestly answer all of my questions or make out with me for ten minutes?"

"Ugh," she says before putting her hands on her hips. "I'm not making out with you."

"That's fine," you say with a smirk. "What's your major?"

"Finance."

"Going into business?"

"No, law school."

"You're parents rich?"

"Yes."

"What year are you?"

"Junior."

"Boyfriend?"

"Yes."

"How often do you have sex with him?"

"As if it's any of your business, maybe every ten days or so?"

"Do you enjoy sucking cock?"

"Not really."

"Would you rather dye your hair bright green with orange stripes or bright orange with green stripes?"

"That's hideous either way, but I guess orange with green stripes."

"Would you rather shave your eyebrows off or dye them jet black?"

"Dye them. What's this about?"

"Don't worry. Would you rather wear nothing but blue, purple, or green lipstick and lots of baby blue eyeshadow or black lipstick and black eyeshadow?"

"I'm not some creepy goth, so the colors."

"Would you rather keep those hair colors and make-up style until you graduate or for the rest of your life?"

"Not for the rest of my life. Can I go now?"

"Just a sec. Would you rather attend classes wearing leather mini-skirts over brightly colored fishnet hose or wear brightly colored leather hot pants over black fishnet hose?"

"Hmmm, I guess the skirts."

"Would you rather pair them with tube tops or tight halter tops?"

"Halter tops."

"Now, would you rather suck your boyfriend's cock twice a week or every day?"

"Twice a week, now can we wrap this up? It' making me very uncomfortable," she says calmly.

"Just bear with me. Would you rather your boyfriend alternate cumming on your face and in your mouth or follow the blowjobs with him pissing on you."

"Ewww, how gross, face and mouth."

"And would you rather orgasm when that happened or piss yourself?"

"Orgasm of course, can I please go?"

"Just a few more. Would you rather your boyfriend spank you and fuck you doggie style weekly or have a three way with you and another girl weekly?"

"I'm not sharing him with another woman, just me."

"Good, and would you rather him fuck you up the ass weeks you're on your period or get off fucking other women?"

"I'm not sharing him."

"I guess that answers that." You think for a second. This preppy rich girl soon look freakish with a ramped up sex drive, and you know her friends and family will probably freak out. "Would you rather love your new look and not care what others think or hate your new look and have others ridicule you?"

"I'd rather not care what others think."

"Good, and finally would you rather orgasm non-stop during anal sex or fart through your mouth during anal sex?"

"Oh my god, you're so gross! Constant orgasms."

"OK, and one last question: Would you rather think your new style and sexual kinks are all your ideas or strip naked for me?"

"You're lucky Bradley's not here. He'd kick your ass for that question. I want this to be all of my idea."

"Fine. Thank you. Would you rather go shopping for your new wardrobe or run naked down the quad?"

"Shopping."

"Thank you, you may go."

The girl rolls her eyes and leaves. You sigh. You hope to see her again later in her new outfits and wild hair and make-up, and know her boyfriend is going to love his improved girlfriend. You decide to leave campus. It's nearly time for you to be able to get off again.