Make him believe you are going for it

As awkward as it seems, the only sensible thing to do under the circumstances is to make B'lail believe that K'han is in the process of getting it on with Agent Cooper. Alex feels strange about doing this without Cooper's consent, but he reasons that they both have agreed to give their lives to make the mission successful, so this must fall within that range also.

"Yes, I thought they wanted to discuss some kind of bureaucratic snafu with me," Alex said, trying his best to sound like a spoiled, entitled rich boy, "but I found that this woman wanted more from me than my signature. It would be rude to deny her what she wants, wouldn't it, B'lail?"

Cooper shoots Alex a look of confusion, followed by realization, and then a look Alex couldn't quite decipher. Was it anger, resolve, or passion? He couldn't tell.

B'lail seemed to accept the explanation. "Of course, Your Highness." Looking at his watch, he says, "I suppose we can spare a few minutes. That car ride was all too brief, wasn't it?"

Alex remembered afresh that he was impersonating a prince who had enough sexual stamina to bang three women at breakfast, another in the limo, and apparently could still be horny now without his closest aide even blinking an eye!

He turned his attention to Cooper's blouse. "She was so eager to sample the Crown Jewels that she tore her clothing in her haste to discard it. Make a note to send her something nice to replace it."

B'lail indicated his understanding, and Alex hoped that whatever ended up being purchased for Cooper would help make up for what he was about to do. Reaching out and taking hold of the tattered blouse, he ripped it open, freeing it from its remaining buttons.

"You won't want to be seen in this torn garment, my lady. I will buy you something far better suited to grace these lovely prizes." Alex grasped Cooper's breasts through her bra, avoiding looking her in the eyes as he did so. Even though this whole thing was so totally wrong, Alex was undeniably turned on; Cooper is a very attractive woman after all, and it would take more than a few distractions to keep his 18-year-old hormones from immediately supercharging through his body.

After a few moments of hesitation, Cooper slipped into the role she needed to play. She moaned appreciatively and said, "Oh, Prince K'han, you are all the gift I need. I couldn't wait to pull you away and have you to myself!" She reached between Alex's legs and stroked the bulge in his silken boxers. "I only wish we could be alone so I could show you just how much I have been wanting to be with you!"

Good for Cooper! She was throwing Alex a way out of this. By sending B'lail out of the room, he could pretend as if he had just given Cooper the fucking of her life, and B'lail would be none the wiser.

The only problem is that from everything Alex has seen so far, sending B'lail away would be pretty much out of character; evidently the guy hardly ever left K'han's side -- even in moments like this. Of course, Alex didn't know EVERYTHING about this guy.... Surely even he wanted to have some time alone with a girl. Who wouldn't?