Make an unholy pact

He closed his eyes tightly against the oncoming pain. Silently, he prayed to any being out there in the universe to aid him. Luckily, Satan was on his lunch break. Instead, a great wolf's head with a sideways turned baseball cap filled his mind.

"I am the great Party God and I have heard your prayers. I will grant your wish but in return you must become the embodiment of the Great Party! You will drink beer and eat nachos and most of all, you will fornicate with all well bosomed party girls! Now, go forth!"

And with that the great Party God opened his mouth and a bright yellow light enveloped him. It actually felt a lot like being stung by a bee... everywhere. Very uncomfortable.

When his vision returned he found himself staring at his leather clad ex again. She grabbed a wooden stick and waved it through the air. It made a woosh sound as she swung.

“Know what this is?” she asked, seductively licking her black painted lips.

"Fuck yeah," he heard himself say with a hearty laugh. "The question is, are you woman enough to use it right?"

She was so taken aback by his words, so uncharacteristic in their former relationship, that she actually stepped back and nearly set the stick down.

"Hah! Nice try!" she said, gripping it firmly again.

She walked behind him and cracked it across his ass. It welped up immediately and he cried out in pain but simultaneously felt the unimaginable energy of a thousand horny party animals filling his soul. Cries turned into howls. Howls turned into laughter.

"Ahhh hah hah hah!" he screamed.

And the more he laughed the less it seemed to hurt as she went to town on his ass. Finally the stick broke and she threw it down in frustration.

"You insolent man!" she screamed, walking back to the table.

Meanwhile, he could feel an erection growing. Soon his cock had swelled to twice its usual hardness. When she turned back, spiked dildo in hand, her eyes went wide.

"Oh my! I- I never knew you-," she dropped the dildo and walked back over to him. "I bet you'd like to put this in me, wouldn't you?"

"It's time to paaartaaay," he said with a broad grin and began shaking his restraints.

There was an audible crack and one of the shackes came loose.

"PAAARTAAAY!! STEP BACK, EVERYBODY! I'M GONNA SHAKE IT! UNH! UNH! YOU FEELIN' THIS?!?" he screamed.

In seconds he was free. She turned to run but he was immediately on top of her, pinning her face down onto a very conveniently placed matt.

"Just tell me you don't want it," he said, pulling her head back by her long hair.

"Oh god, I want it! Take me you animal! Take me!" she screa

"Party animal!" he grunted into her ear as he yanked her leather thong out of the way.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah! Call me a slut! Fuck me like an animal! Use me," she panted as he slid his raging cock into her dripping wet cunt.

It was a tight fit! A few dozen pumps later and she cried out in orgasmic bliss.

"Oh god, oh I'm such a slut!" she cried as the waves of orgasm flooded over her.

He then sat up and flipped her over.

"Areal ****!" he declared and coated her heaving chest in cum.

"Oh baby, that was the best I ever... I... where are you going?" she said, realizing you were standing up and leaving.

"Laters, party babe. This party's just getting started," he said walking out the door.

"Uh... call me?" she said, hopefully.