Lurk by the change rooms

It's not exactly playing fair but rather than looking for someone to fuck, why not let them come to you? If you wait by the change rooms you can keep your eyes open for any celeb making a hurried dash. That means they're either busting to go to the loo, they need to be somewhere or - and this is the category you're waiting for - they've used their veto and want to get to the safety of the change rooms.

You start to stroke your cock in anticipation while you look around the free use gym. Christina Hendricks is getting ploughed doggy style by a member. Padma Lakshmi is sucking Billy Joel's wrinkly cock. Kevin Kline and Will Smith are double-teaming Jennifer Lopez. Bill Clinton has Rhianna riding him cowgirl style. Jennifer Connolly being felt up by a guy fucking an babe whose face you can't see. Sarah Michelle Gellar fucking anyone who comes close enough. Elisha Cuthbert at a gloryhole. Ali Larter getting railed from behind. Everywhere you look, celebs are fucking each other and loving it.

But wait.