Lucy Twerks

Ashley walked in, her expression pure gold.

"Um, Lu?"she asked. "Do you wanna maybe...put some clothes on?"

"No." Lucy said simply. "Your titties are amazing."

"Um, thanks, I guess? So how are you?"

"Ass Queen."you say.

Lucy began to twerk. She looked mortified.

"Lucy?!"cried Ashley. "What are you doing?!"

"My feet belong to Tuesday and grass is blue on Saturn!"cried Lucy.

"What?"

"He is the mayor of kangaroos, and my green is out of lungs!" Lucy tried to explain.

You laugh, and Ashley and Lucy looked shocked.