Lol no

I woke up feeling fresh and confident that today would be better than yesterday. Stephanie would be reasonable, or I’d at least ignore her bitchness, my clothes should be clean so I can wear normal stuff and after the cleaning I did yesterday there was no way I’d have to be doing more of that bullshit. With a smile I got up and threw stephanie’s sweats back on, for the last time, and noticed their form fitting nature that I hadn’t noticed in all the nonsense yesterday. I shrugged to myself, only my problem for however long it takes me to get to the laundry room!

With that, I flung open my door, wearing only the right black sweat pants and strolled through the hallway. As I passed stephanie’s room I saw her door was open and poked my head inside. Sitting there was not only my beautiful step sister, but her hottest friend from home Mallory. She had dark ebony skin, an enchanting smile, dark eyes that princess the soul, long black hair that reflected even the dimmest of lights. Her body was flawless too, toned from her years on the swim team and with ample bussom and ass that made me practically drool. The only downside was that she matched my 5 foot 9 height but I’d be willing to overlook that if she gave me the chance.

I smiled at them both and bid them a good morning before turning to stephanie and asking with excitement, “So did you finish the laundry last night? Where’d you put my clothes?”

In her best approximation of contrition, which even had it been good would have been ruined by her grin, she said, “Sorry little brother but the machine got screwed up last night, they should be good to go by tomorrow!”

Her grin only grew as horror showed on my face, in panic I said desperately, “But what can I do for clothes then?”

Mallory spoke up in her high but slightly husky voice, “Well those look pretty good on you john.” She winked as she finished her sentence, bringing heat up to my face.

Stephanie on the other hand, found my shy little smirk to be an insult to her and she snapped, “Well dumb ass you can keep wearing those for today...or,” she paused with a thoughtful look on her face, “or I think I have the perfect little skirt for you to wear.”

Fuming and embarrassed I yelled, “no fucking way am I wearing a skirt stephanie!”

Both stephanie and Mallory laughed at me for a solid few minutes before Mallory calmed down enough to say through near tears of laughter, “chill out john! She was obviously kidding!”

With an irritated sigh I stomped out of the room, but I didn’t make it five feet before I heard even more laughter and Mallory exclaim, “You didn’t! You had him wear the pants with nympho written on the ass!” Their laughter only grew as I slammed the door to my room closed and dropped to the floor in utter humiliation. I should just stay here until tomorrow, I thought morosely.