Logistics

Norris is walking a rather drunken Sonia home after their hysterical pub adventure to make sure she gets there safely. At least, that's his intention and so that's what he's told her he's doing.

"I don't know why your bothering" says Sonia. "Getting murdered on the way home would be a good result for me."

"For you maybe, but not for me; unless you'd like me to kill you right now, that is!"

"Oh yeah? You and who's army?"

The point was well made. Physically, Sonia makes two of Norris. She can gang up on him all by herself if she's so minded. In terms of hand to hand combat, there can only be one winner here - and it won't be him. Besides, wanting to experience the thrill of killing a woman is one thing; spending the rest of one's life in prison for doing so is quite a different matter. If he's going to be physically able to do this and get away with it, some careful planning is going to be needed. Fortunately, geeks and nerds are good at planning. They're noted for it. The only thing they're a bit rubbish at is planning how not to become geeks and nerds in the first place! Norris becomes aware that Sonia's still speaking and that he hasn't really been paying attention, although he's managed to put on a pretty good show of pretending to listen so Sonia hasn't noticed. What is she going on about now?

" . . . and what chance has a girl got to get **** around here if dates insist on walking them home; that's what I'd like to know. You know, I've often wondered what it would be like to be ****. To be bundled into some back alley, have my clothing torn away and feel a strange man's huge, hot and hard cock being **** into my unready vagina. I've deliberately hung around a few back alleys in my time hoping I'd get lucky but all I've ever got for my trouble is a streaming cold."

"It's not **** if you want it to happen, Sonia"

"I suppose not, but it would be nice to be taken by surprise at least once before I shuffle off this mortal coil"

This unexpected Shakespearian quote of mortal coils sets Norris thinking of coils of rope and thus is the seed that will germinate and bloom into the master plan for Sonia's eventual demise planted in Norris's fertile imagination. They walked on in silence, during which, Norris does some deep thinking on another and even more pressing issue. He comes to a decision and at the very next back alley they come to, Norris tries to bundle Sonia into it - and simply bounces off her. In the end, it's Sonia who bundles Norris into the alley and when it comes to having clothing torn away, it's her doing most of the tearing. But let's give Norris his due; this sudden burst of erotic activity has quickly brought him to full erection and although the rest of his body can rightly be described as skinny, his engorged penis is anything but. The squeal of delighted surprise from Sonia as she’s unexpectedly stretched by the massive male member invading her nether regions echoes off the alley walls. She therefore suppresses any such further utterances for fear they might bring unwanted rescue. She feels slimey filth under her arse as she eagerly starts to move in order to properly fuck the cock that's fucking her. 'Can life get any better than this' she ponders? Okay, so it's not exactly ****, but it'll do!

"Norris, are you wearing a condom?"

"No."

"Oh good, I'd rather like to feel pregnant again before I die."

"Wow! You've a fabulous cunt, Sonia. It's like fucking a washing machine."

"Just you wait till I get to the spin cycle."

Right now, Norris is discovering that fucking wanton milfs up back alleys concentrates the mind wonderfully and even as he's ejaculating sperm potent enough to impregnate an entire harem, he knows exactly how he can have a hand in Sonia's **** and get away with it. He has a plan. All he needs to do now is sell it to her. It's a good plan and what's more, it has a snazzy title: it's called 'Operation Drowning Sonia's Daughter In The Bath, Closely Followed By Sonia's Suicide By Hanging From Her Bedroom door In An Apparent Fit Of Remorse, Complete With Suicide Note, Sexual Molestation By Person Assisting -And Everything'.

Okay, so maybe the title could do with a little more work before it becomes truly 'snazzy' but the gist of the nub of the whole brouhaha is there. There'll no doubt be little refinements made along the way, such as ensuring that Sonia's feet are only just off the floor as she slowly strangles so it'll be possible for Norris to fuck her while she's **** to ****.

He'll explain his plan in more detail to her as he continues to walk her home - and it's a fair bet that she'll readily agree to it. Because of the presence of the loathsome Cloé, Sonia won't be inviting Norris in for coffee, (that and the fact that she hasn't actually got any coffee). They'll agree to keep in touch by text over the coming week so that their plan can be perfected and finalised. Then, next Saturday, Sonia will get the release she's pined for for so very long, Cloé will cease to be a threat to the rest of humanity and Norris will thrill to the experience of quite literally fucking a real, live, dangling naked women to ****. I'll let you know how it all turns out in a week's time. Promise!