Lizardman

You pause as one of the characters catches your eye...

Is that a lizard? You can play as a Lizard? Briefly cackling to yourself you stop to ponder what kind of a play-through that would be. Most of the mods you had were focussed primarily on female main characters (It's what you had in mind when you got them) but the more you think about it the more you realize that it would actually be easier to test out the mods from a male characters point of view.

You weren't quite sure how they all worked together but as a male you would be able to...experiment with any female character you encountered, rather than only the one you were manipulating. Besides, it was a fucking lizard. This would be hilarious. You take a moment to scroll through its stats.

Strength: 9 (Hm. Pretty strong.)
Speed: 4
Intelligence (Mod: Free-Will): 2 (Does that mean that I have more control? Interesting...)
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Age: ?
Height: 5'11"
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Personality: Lizardmen are half-human, half-beast creatures created from human experiments. They aren't particularly intelligent and were created to follow orders, making them quick to fall in line to an obviously superior intellect (most intellects really). This one has broken away from the rest in an unusual display of independence.

Alignment: Chaotic-Neutral
Corruption Status: Pure, Tainted (Oh that's cool, it gives you an option to choose between the pure and tainted versions. Pity it doesn't tell you what it does...)
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Sexual Status: Inexperienced. Remnants of human desires make him pursue human females (Uhh...well you guess this is what you signed on for, really. Should be entertaining.)

Fertility: 100 (Damn. That's a virile lizard, lol.)

Status Effects: Numbing venom, thick skin, night-vision (Sweet! If you ever actually used this game for it's intended purpose you might just play this guy!)
Mental State: Aimless, searching for purpose (Wow. That's deep.)
Driving Emotion: Instinct.

After scanning through the other characters you keep coming back to Lizardman. For whatever reason you're the most curious how his story plays out and you really feel a connection to the questing lizard. Also, you can't decide which hot chick you'd play as and all the dudes have stupid hair. Click.

The anticlimactic loading screen flashes tips at you:

*Check your characters stats often, they might change!