Little Alice from Wonderland

Ron stopped in his tracks as he spied a blond girl in a blue dress. She wasn't exactly the hottest girl in the crowd. In fact, her figure wasn't much to write home about; even Kim had more boobs. But she was cute, and had a face that would look smoking hot if there was cock in her mouth. Besides, Ron didn't want to set his sights too high.

"Cover me, Rufus," Ron mentioned to his ever-present pet naked molerat, "I'm going in."

Ron slicked back his hair in a pointless gesture as he sauntered up to the girl and stuck out his hand, "Hi there. I'm Stoppable. Ron Stoppable."

"Oh... hello," the girl replied, seemingly startled, "My name is Alice. Nice to meet you." She had a distinct British accent in her voice.

"So..." Ron said, casually sliding a little closer to Alice, "Great party, huh?"

Alice didn't seem to notice, or didn't mind, since she didn't move away. 'Score!' Ron thought to himself.

"Actually, I do think it to be rather dull right now..." Alice replied casually.

"Oh yeah. Definatelly dull." Ron nodded in agreement quickly, dispite the obvious contradiction to his earlier comment, "I mean, this party is so... pffft."

"Not to be rude to our gracious hosts," Alice continued saying, as if Ron hadn't spoken at all, "But I really was hoping for something for a little more... excitement." She seemed to look at Ron for the first time at this point, a gleam of... something in her eyes.

Ron took a deep breath before asking,

"So... wanna ditch this place and go... I dunno... do something? With me?"