Like a rat...or an ermine.

Negi: sigh Ok, i'm caught. Yes. I-i am a mage. But PLEASE, you mustn't tell anyone about this!

Chizuru: I dunno, Negi-sensei. Maybe the answers to the finals would help me forget.

Natsumi: Make that double!

Chizuru: Natsumi-chan, its wrong to cheat.

Natsumi: WHAT?!

Negi: I...the finals? Isn't that anything else i can do? What if i used my magic to help you somehow?

Natsumi: Good idea! You could make me a star in Hollywood!

Chizuru: And what about your poor onee-chan, stuck here at Mahora?

Natsumi: You should've thought of that before you started rapping me on the head.

Negi: Well, i can't really do anything like that. I can't make your life into something else.

Natsumi: oh, no....

RAP!!

Chizuru: Thats for abandoning your mother.

Natsumi: Are you my onee-chan or my mother!?

Chizuru: I am both, and nothing at all. I am the shadow from the moon that hides the sun from eyes that miss it, yet still gaze at it in awe. But only on leap years.

Natsumi: What?

Chizuru: Oh, nothing. Well, if you can't make our lives better, what can you do for us? Can you show us the stars up close?

Negi: No.

Natsumi: Can you make my acting perfect?

Negi: No.

Chizuru: Make people do things, like kiss lampposts or bang their heads on their desks?

Negi: Not really.

Natsumi: You're not much of a mage, are you?

Negi: Asuna said the same thing.

Natsumi: Asuna knows?

Negi: Yes.

Natsumi: Why didn't she tell anyone? I figured that would be the first thing she'd wanna do, since you replaced Takahata-sensei.

Chizuru: Yes, i hear shes very fond of him.

Negi: You don't say...Asuna said she wouldn't give out my secret if i made her a love potion, so i did.

Chizuru: You can make love potions? Isn't that cheating?

Negi: Well, yes. Its forbidden and i prefer not to, but i can do it.

Chizuru: My, my! A wizard, and you're making forbidden potions! What would the other wizards do if they knew about that?

Negi: They'd turn me into an ermine forever.

Natsumi: Answers to the finals starting to seem pretty reasonable, huh?

Negi: Awoo...

Chizuru: Maybe theres something else he could do for us.

Negi: I hate to ask, but what is it?