Lie to the attendant

"But these are my clothes! I walked in here with them, and just came up here to talk with the lady who was over here and she darted off. I decided that the corner was secluded enough, but I was rudely interrupted" You lie, trying to sound as truthful as you can.

"Ma'am, with all do respect, what kind of idiot do you think I am? Even if your story is true, that bra is clearly too small for you." The attendant responds, trying not to look at your chest, but failing miserably.

"I'm sorry, uhh..." You glance at his name tag. "Barry, but these are my clothes." You insist. "Look, what can I do to prove that these are my clothes?"

"I'll believe that these are your clothes if you...