Let me cop a feel real fast...yep, that's a dick and balls alright. So I'm a guy, that's a start at least.

(Some guy's POV)

Ok, I'm a dude. Good to know SOMETHING at least. Why can't I see anything daAAARGH!! THAT IS BRIGHT AS FUCK! TURN DOWN THE DAMN LIGHTS! Oh, fuck me! Come on man, just blink...and keep blinking...and blink some more. Ok, that's better. Why is everything white? Hell, where is anything at all? Ok let's be rational about this, so I went to that kicking house party, tried to hit on the cute nerdy chick from Chemistry class, I probably had some **** and this is all one FUCKING HELL of a bad trip. (Sigh)Yeah, that makes sense. Wait...what's this?

"Congratulations Sir! You have been selected to wield the newest and latest edition of the power of the Gamer! Behold the Gamer: Protaganist Pre-order Deluxe Special Edition...with all DLC Season Passes included! Sadly, due to the almost godlike reality warping power of this one-of-a-kind version of the Gamer not all abilities will be available at the start and your own world's grip on reality is teetering at the seams, so YOU get to have a whole new reality to enjoy! Remember to stay safe, have fun, and try not to cause the entire multiverse to implode. Thank you and have a great time!"

Holy shit! I'm a god or at least I'm gonna be a god eventually! FUCKING SWEET! Wait, there's more text showing up.

"Before we begin your adventure we will need some information to start off with to set up your new world. Let's start with a base."