Let's try the easiest option first.

"Okay, I'm getting pretty low on ingredients for fire potions. Once I'm out, I could be in trouble."

Chastity put one hand on her hip and looked thoughtful. "Do you have any other weapons?"

"Well, just this crappy spear. I had a nice dagger, but that dick of a goblin chief stole it from me."

"We'll get our **** on him later. What do you need for the potions?"

"Fireblooms, mostly. I can find them about if I look."

"Well, whip up some sleep potions and a couple of the fire ones and we'll see what we can do about finding those flowers."

You do as she asks, then you step into you harness and start strapping yourself in.

Chastity looked at you with a cocked eyebrow. "Why don't you get yourself an animal to pull the cart?"

"Because I've only just started levelling and haven't found the time? Oh, I have this collar thing for a herbivore pet, but haven't come across anything fitting yet."

"Well, animals are all over this area, so here's hoping. That looks a pain to continually strap into and out of."

"Tell me about it," you mutter, setting off in a direction away from the goblin village with Chastity close behind.

You go very slowly as you are pulling a cart and are looking for herbs. Chastity keeps a happy chat going, so it all feels quite pleasant. You find a few minerals you need for the fire potions, but not the fireblooms.

Suddenly, Chastity grips your shoulder. "Unstrap yourself." You hurry to comply, looking in the direction she is indicating, seeing a wolf. Above it you see a sign saying:

*Lone wolf - level 2*

Perfect. Chastity pulls down your pants, much to your confusion. She moves her mouth to your flaccid cock. 'Really?', you think. 'A blowjob? NOW?' However, Chastity just lightly kisses the tip of your stirring dick, and you immediately get a pop up window.

*Buff - Leamore's Promise - Increases strength by 10 and damage resistance by 5 for 2 minutes.*

Nice! You finish getting free of the cart and step into the clearing with the wolf, feeling quite burly. The wolf immediately senses you, turns its red eyes to face you and growls. Panicking a little, you reach into your belt, grab a potion and throw.

*Throwing 2 - 3*

After the potion breaks and sprays its pink mist the wolf blinks, straightens up and cocks its head towards you. Why isn't it falling asleep?!

Wait.

Pink mist?

Shit.

You look with horror as the wolf whines and its pink penis unsheathes in a grotesque fashion. You fucked up, threw a lust potion and now the wolf wants your ass. You run, the wolf in pursuit.

"Chastity! Help!" you bellow, running as fast as your little legs can take you. Chastity, however, cannot help, as she is struggling to breathe as she's laughing too hard. You realise you'll have to do this yourself, spin, shut your eyes and thrust. You feel a jerk on the spear, then a pain in your arm. You open your eyes to see the wolf, wounded, held at the end of your spear, latched onto your arms with its teeth, trying to pull itself closer to you.

*Critical hit! You lose 18 hp (-5 from Leamore's Promise)*

*Hit! Wolf takes 6 damage*

*Spears 1-2*

You start forcing the spear further into the wolf you muscles straining with their buff.

*Hit! You lose 10 hp (-5 from Leamore's Promise)*

*Hit! Wolf loses 8 hp*

*Hit! Wolf loses 8 hp*

*Wolf slain! You gain 15 xp*

You gasp as the wolf collapses in front of you. Small sparkles rise from its corpse.

"Bravo!" cried Chastity, hip-popping into the clearing. She placed her hand on your crotch and you immediately were healed to full hit points. "So? Did you gain experience for killing it?"

"Yeah, but I didn't level."

"It takes a bit to level. It gets harder and harder, so we'll need to seek out new and harder challenges."

"Why is the wolf sparkly?"

"Sparkly?" Chastity looked baffled at first, then understanding dawned on her. "Oh, you killed it, so it's lootable. We aren't in a party, so I can't loot it."

"Party?"

"Oh yeah. Invite Brewer to party. Accept."

*You have been invited to Chastity's (5) party. Accept/Decline?*

"Er... accept?"

*Party established. Current occupants: Brewer (4), Chastity (5). Loot set to 'general'*

You have a tiny window off to the side now with Chastity's picture and small blue and red bars next to it. The red bar is full, but the blue bar is half full and slowly filling.

You walk up to the wolf and poke it. Immediately, a window pops up with a lot of boxes. In two of the boxes are 'wolves teeth (2)' and 'wolf pelt'. You take them out of the windows and sling the pelt over your shoulder. Chastity is looking at you with a cocked eyebrow.

"Why aren't you putting that in your inventory?"

"My what?"

"Say 'open inventory'."

As soon as you repeat the phrase a window opens with 12 empty boxes. Storage space! Below that are 6 spaces for your belt, currently occupied by potions. You quickly dump the pelt and teeth into some slots, and throw the collar in there for good measure. You shut the window, only to find it was concealing a large wolf barrelling down at you with a goblin on top, a spear pointing at your chest!