Let's team up

"Rebecca," you say in your most soothing voice. You're not sure you've ever actually addressed her by her name. In a way, that's the most intimate part of this surreal moment.

"Sam?" she asks, looking right at you and begging with her blue eyes for help.

"I have a plan. Come with me to the boys' locker room." You notice instant, instinctive surprise register on Rebecca's face. As the absurdity of the situation reasserts itself and the idea of going into the boys' locker room doesn't feel so transgressive, she relaxes.

But then she tenses up again. "Wait, why? What do you have in mind?" Her eyes shoot to your erection, and her suspicion is evident. She thinks I want to fuck her!

Okay, not incorrect. But also not the plan.

"Can I let you in on a secret?" Rebecca nods, slowly. "There's something in the boys' locker room that I think you're going to find very interesting. But we have to hurry, or we'll miss our chance. Are you ready?"