Let's get outta here!

You sit bolt right up and try to talk to the girls. "Guys, listen!"

To your surprise, the girls all turn their heads toward you. "Whatever is in the water turned us into sex maniacs. We have no idea what that stuff does. We need to leave."

"What?!" Amy asks. "Didn't you like having sex with us?"

"What, are you too good for us? Is that what you're saying?" Dana asks.

"No, of course not! The sex was awesome!" You stop yourself before you continue bragging about fucking your entire class. "But that's not the point. What if we get sick? What if that stuff does something to us? We have to get the hell out of here as quick as we can."

Tammy stands up. "He's right. That water could be dangerous. We should go home and take a long shower."

"But most of us are almost naked!" Rebecca says. "That stuff disintegrated most of our clothes!"

"I'll take streaking home over bathing in alien water any day!" Denise says.

Candy bristles and scowls at you. "Anything to end this stupid camping trip."

The girls begin packing up their things as Amy leaves to tell the partygoers what the plan is. You return to you luggage and retrieve a spare pair of shorts and a shirt. They were the only spare clothes you bothered to pack. If they disintegrated or got lost, you would be without any kind of clothing.

As everyone files back into Candy's van, you take the chance to sit up front next to Candy. She's wearing her own spare tank top and shorts as she drives back down the path back to the city. You see in the rearview mirror that the party bus is following behind you. You briefly wonder how many of those girls on the bus were left to travel totally naked after their swim.

As you travel down the path, Candy suddenly breaks the awkward silence. "Listen, Sam, there's something I need to tell you..."

You're in no mood for her cruel jokes. "Let me guess: you want to take what happened between us to our graves."

Candy suddenly slams on the brakes, nearly sending you flying into the dashboard.