Chapter 18
by 
Emma_Zail
*Ding* Level-up!
Let's get organized
Of all the asshole heroes you're going to kill, you're glad you got the chance to kill One-arm twice. Waving Hunypop149 off on her horse, you turn back to everything you've gathered from this encounter. It's quite a lot, and now seems a good time to organize all of it. First: sex. That's taken care of for twenty-four hours. Second: a level. That bastard wasn't terribly strong, but killing him twice was enough to push your XP past the requirement. Third: an inventory, and a number of nice things in it.
That seemed the best place to start, especially since it included clothes! You had your choice of what to wear: A man's boxers, loose trousers, and tunic; or a woman's red-lace panties and bra and a leather jacket. Or you could mix and match! All the choices an imp could never ask for. Being a strong, named monster was the best.
So, what will you wear?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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