Leaves her work

"OH YEAH!" Lauren called out. She was thrilled with her daring display. Dancing naked in a dream, letting everyone look! She was so caught up she didn't even notice the snickering faces. She thought she was being seductive. Really, she was just embarrassing herself. Awkward off time flailing was about the extent of her attempted sexy display. Her dance was made all the more comical by the fact that she was so sure in how confident she was. The patrons laughed and gawked, some even snapping pictures.

As the song ended Lauren turned to the crowd. She still missed the amused looks on their faces. She imagined the men were turned on, the women jealous and shocked. Or, she thought, they would be if they were real!

"Now, that's all of all this," She gestured at her meager body. "That you get for today. Sorry boys, but that's the end of the sexiest show you've ever seen!"

She crawled off the bar, giving a very revealing display as one leg dangled while she gracelessly rolled off the bar. Elated, she ran to the door.

"So, think about this in all your dreams, losers!" With that she pelvic thrust awkwardly at the crowd, causing more laughter. Then she ran out the door, intent on keeping this exhibitionist 'dream' going somewhere else...