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"You're leaving?" she said, not looking pleased at all.
Ichigo had never seen her look so angry. Not even when she was in battle. Then he realized that he was interrupting the one thing she loved more than anything – shopping, and he instantly thought he'd made the wrong decision. Still, he stuck to his decision. He slowly put her bags down and started to back away from her, "Yes, Rangiku. I really must be going." He took another tentative step backward. To his great fear, she was moving fluidly forward, slinking toward him like a tiger about to strike.
She got to her pile of bags, and bent to pick one up, then she reached inside of it, and pulled out the beautiful handbag she'd bought earlier. Then out of nowhere, she screamed, "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME HERE TO DO THIS ALL BY MYSELF ICHIGO!" and she threw the handbag at him. It clobbered him squarely in the face, setting off a brand new headache.
She reached inside another bag, and before Ichigo could recover, she threw a pair of spiked high heels at him screaming, "YOU'VE RUINED MY DAY!" and one of the spiked heels came very close to taking out one of his eyes.
Ichigo knew he was going to die if he didn't move quickly. He attempted to run away, covering his head as he did so, but was unable to get away from Rangiku and her barrage of things she'd bought so far on her shopping trip. Eventually, he collapsed under a pile of books, shoes, handbags; make up, hair products, jewelry and clothes with Rangiku on top of him **** him while she screamed at him. Luckily for him, it only took about three minutes of this **** for him to give in to unconsciousness right there on the Mall floor.
A/N: Awww, too bad. Rangiku beat you down, but that's what you get for not helping her carry her shopping bags! Go back to the beginning and give it another try. Thanks for reading!