Le Fidele Eros (Dark Cupid new and improved)

"Feel my love!"

Citizens of Paris were running away in a panic. Or at least those not under the thrall of Paris' current villain.

For miles along the Champs-Élysées stood what everyone could only describe as the largest public orgy ever created (even for France). Men and women everywhere having sex in every shape and size. Man on woman, woman on woman, man on man. Masturbation, make-outs, vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, three-ways, four-ways, every-way.

Perched on the tip of the Luxor Obelisk stood the villain responsible for this mayhem. He wore a pair of pure-white leather trousers and white boots. He had no shirt, showing off his muscular chest. He had a white and pink quiver strapped to his back filled with bright-red arrows, the heads in the shape of hearts. He had two very large white angel wings on his back that glittered like they were made of pure sugar. In his hand he held a pink and white bow. His eyes were obscured by a pink mask shaped like a butterfly.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Asked the villain. "The city of love finally lives up to its name. I hope Alix will be impressed."

"Yes, yes, very entertaining Le Fidele Eros," said Hawk Moth. "This should get Lordbug and Chat Noir's attention. Don't let me down like you did last time."

Hawk Moth has never created more than one villain from the same person, but Hawk Moth decided not to pass up the opportunity. Lê Chiến Kim (having once been turned into the love-destroying villain Dark Cupid after Chloe broke his heart) started dating his athletic rival Alix Kubdel. Things went well until Kim wanted to take things to the next step. Alix liked him, but ever since he proposed that she come to his place at night, she admitted to him that she did not see him that way and left. Heartbroken a second time and one akuma later, Le Fidele Eros began to roam the skies. He was much like Dark Cupid, but instead of piercing hearts and destroying love, his arrows instead injected love and overwhelmed the rational mind with carnal desire.

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Lordbug flung himself with his yo-yo as Chat Noir pole-vaulted behind him before they both landed in the Champs-Élysées, just barely landing on their feet from the shock. Hundreds, if not thousands of Parisians were writhing around, one organ rubbing against or penetrating another

"One akuma did all of this?" Asked Lordbug is awe.

"Its sad that we have to take this villain down or else we could join with them, my lord," flirted Chat Noir.

"Adrien, now is not the time," Lordbug whispered through his teeth.

"L-Lordbug... Chat Noir..."