Lauren the castaway

About three hours later, Lauren was still rowing as she looked for any sight of either land or another ship. Her butt had turned a bright pink from her time in the sun and lack of tanning lotion (she was able to save her front side from the same fate), and she was starting to feel hungry and thirsty. She had just thought about throwing in the towel, when she saw something over the horizon.

Lauren couldn’t make it out at first, but after squinting her eyes a bit, she was finally able to make out what she was seeing.

“Is that…?” Lauren asked. She gasped as a smile began growing on her face. “It’s land!” Lauren began rowing faster and harder, knowing full well that she needed to get there and get help. An hour later, and Lauren was almost to the island.

Suddenly, a dark shadow began to loom over Lauren. Nervously, Lauren turned around and saw a large wave coming towards her. Lauren only had time to scream as the wave hit, capsizing the boat. Lauren attempted to swim away, but the wave began to push her along until she washed up on shore.

Lauren began sputtering and spitting the sand and sea water out of her mouth as she began to brush the sand off her body. However, when her hands made contact with her chest, she paled as she felt a lack of material there. Looking down, Lauren saw that she was on the beach of this island…butt naked!

Lauren screamed as she brought her legs up to her chest. Her bikini top and sandals must have washed away in the surf! Lauren looked around nervously, making sure that no one saw her as she tried to find something to wear before looking for help.

But the question was: was this island even inhabited? And if it was, then by who?

Suddenly, Lauren’s question was answered as she saw someone walk up to her. However, Lauren collapsed from exhaustion before she could see who it was.