Lauren gets mugged!

Lauren ran though the park, puffing as she pushed herself to go father. She pumped her small arms and athletic legs, running down the path.

Suddenly, a man jumped out in front of her. Lauren stopped in shock. A bearded man, he looked deranged in his army coat and pants.

"Hand's up!" He yelled. Lauren gasped as he pulled out a knife. She was being mugged! She had heard there was crime in this area, but never expected to get robbed so close to home!

Terrified, Lauren put her hands up. She looked around. The mugger had chosen this spot well. They were in a secluded side trail, all view blocked by trees and bushes. There was no one to help her.

"Gimme your wallet!" The mugger demanded.

"I don't have it!" Lauren yelped!

"Eh?" He asked, confused. It was true, Lauren didn't' bring her wallet for a jog. Her running shorts didn't have pockets!

"Well what else you got?" He asked angrily, waving the knife her direction.

"My... my phone!" Lauren said. She unclipped her Velcro running container for her phone and passed it to him, pulling out her headphones. He took it eagerly.

"Th... that's all I have..." Lauren said meekly.

"Eh.. you're clothes!" The old lunatic demanded. "Give me your clothes!"

"WHAT!?!" Lauren yelped in utter shock. Did he really mean to strip her in public?