Lauren Tells The Truth

Lauren had decided that this little charade had gone on long enough. She was already running around in a diaper before being sent to the other side of town, getting dragged into an orphanage, and having a younger woman change her diaper and dress her like a toddler. She wasn't about to get adopted to!

"Okay, look." Lauren said to the three women in front of her, "This has gone on longer than it needs to. Here's the truth. My name is Lauren Williams and I'm twenty-years-old, I just look really young for my age. The only reason I'm dressed in a diaper is because my sister **** me into one as ****, and the psychopath that she asked to babysit me left me in the middle of nowhere! I was **** to stow away in a moving van that stopped fourteen miles away from my apartment before running away from it and stopping in front of your orphanage, where I told you that I was a kid because I was afraid that you would call the police on me!"

"And now that you know the truth," Lauren finished, "could you please help me get back home?"

Madeline, April, and Ms. Marigold simply looked at one another for several seconds before turning their attention back to Lauren. The little woman looked up at the trio, hoping that they would end up helping her.

And then the three began to burst into a chorus of laughter...