Kurenai, Babymaker

"Next up is Ino, we at least know where she's going to be."

"Yeah!" Tenten nodded. "Zap City!" She skipped along with Naruto, humming as she went.

As they made their way to the Yamanaka flower shop they spotted Kurenai walking down the street, with Mirai proudly strapped to her chest. They'd never seen her with a papoose before, but she was wearing it now. She had her chest stuck out, like the baby strapped to it, was a badge of honor, or ward against evil. She clearly wanted everyone to see her baby, and anyone who even glanced her way would find her enthusiastically saying "Her name's Mirai, isn't she cute?"

"Baby!" Tenten shouted, running up to the tightly bundled babe. "Kurenai!" She gushed. "How did your baby get so cute?"

"I know!" Kurenai cried, shaking the papoose around. "That's what I was saying yesterday!"

"Wowie!" Tenten had stars in her eyes, as she play with Mirai's little baby feet. "I want a baby!"

Kurenai beamed proudly. "Maybe Naruto will give you one." She laughed mischievously.

Tenten blanched. "W-what?"

"You two are dating, right? He was looking for you yesterday, and now you're together again."

Naruto stepped in. "Oh no, we're just playing a game." He pointed to Kurenai. "Get her Tenten."

Tenten nodded, did a backflip, spun upside down, and as she did, zapped the Jounin right between the eyes. She landed graceful as a swan, and blew some non-existent smoke from the barrel of her ray gun.

"Ooooooh!" Kurenai moaned, as she became bathed in the blindingly violet light of the bimbo ray. Mirai was a lucky baby, as the breasts, her head was resting on became even more pillowy, and dreamlike.

The wraps surrounding Kurenai's body began to creak and complain as her rump and chest expanded to a more motherly and curvaceous dimension. Their fabric was suddenly stretched by the miraculous growth. Her red eyes lost a certain glimmer of intelligence to them, that special something that made her renowned for Genjutsu. Those specialized sectors of her bra became frazzled and fried. Her diminished brain tried its best to patch over the damaged sectors with images of little baby clothes, pregnant bellies, and fat leaky tits. She came to the sudden and preposterous realization that she wasn't pregnant right now. What was she even doing with her life? Time not pregnant was time wasted. She wanted five hundred more Mirai, and she wasn't going to get that with her pussy collecting cobwebs. "I gotta start dating again." She said once the images of pastel wallpapers, cribs, and rattles passed.

"Wooo!" Tenten cheered. "I'm so happy for you!"

Kurenai grasped Tenten's hand, and squeezed them, her life purpose suddenly coming to her. "Baby's everywhere!"

Tenten beamed and looked back at Naruto. "Isn't she cool?"

Naruto nodded his head eagerly. "You know Kurenai if you need someone to put a baby in you, I'd be happy to volunteer."

Kurenai made a sour face. "Um, thanks Naruto, but I've known you since you were a kid." She flipped her hair. "Just because you're legal now doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you."

When, exactly did this Bimbo ray start turning these women into mindless fuck machines? He was getting some serious blue balls here! It was his own fault, but he was just having too much fun watching everything play out in slow motion. He muttered to himself. "I probably shouldn't zap you too many more times, since you're raising a child." He looked over at the baby strapped to her bouncy chest. He sighed. "Oh, okay just a suggestion. Good luck on the man hunt."

Kurenai put her finger to her lips which had become fuller, and that was saying something. "Kakashi is single right?"

Of course. Kakashi and Sasuke, getting all the ladies thanks to his hard work. "I think so."

Kurenai turned to Tenten. "You're going to be doing a whole lot more babysitting! I'm going to become an absolute brood mother."

Tenten started weeping with joy. "I'm going to get to be around so many cute babies!"

Kurenai sniffled as she watched her babysitter break down in the middle of the street, then the waterworks came for her too. "I'm going to be a giga-mommy!"

As bimbo tears began to fill the street, Naruto just shook his head and sighed. "This is not what I thought being around Bimbos would be like."