Kristen tells you she's pregnant

"Kristen...what's up??" you ask Kristen Bell into the phone when she calls you a few weeks later, assuming that she wanted to play with you behind her husband's back some more.

"Listen John...I have to tell you something..." she begins, the tone of her voice making you think that something was about to go down between the two of you that you weren't expecting, "I'm pregnant. It's yours."

"Kristen, are you sure??' you ask her, hiding the feelings of pride that were starting to burst inside of you (and between your legs) that someone like you was man enough to impregnate a big Hollywood star like her.

"Yeah baby, I am," she tells you, asking you if you'll be there for her, and then revealing why she is so sure it's yours, "Dax and I have been fighting a lot about starting a family lately. That's the whole reason why I got drunk with you and hooked up with you in the first place. I was actually hoping you'd get me pregnant that night."

"Well, needless to say I'm honored that you chose me Kristen," you tell her as you get to talking things over with her, "and I don't have anything else to say but of course I'll start a family with you."

"Oh...thanks a lot babe," she tells you into the phone, no doubt worried that her plans to use you to get back at her husband would backfire on her had you not chosen to stick around, "can I meet you somewhere so we can start planning our future together?"