Kiss her ass...

The weasel, staring at the massive, unwashed mess of Mary's ass in front of her, could only whimper in fear. The sheriff had had to do a lot of distasteful things for the greater good, but this might just be the worst moment of her life. She took a deep breath (Which was probably a mistake, given where her face was) then puckered up and leant forwards, placing a kiss on the pig's ass.

Instantly Texas's eyes went wide as her senses were overwhelmed by the most putrid taste she had ever experienced. As Mary began to laugh maniacally, the weasel instinctively pulled away. However, the pig was ready for this, her pudgy hand grabbing the back of Texas's head and pushing her face deep into the filthy, sweaty crack in front of her. The pig just laughed even harder as Texas kicked and screamed muffledly, holding her in place firmly.

"I'm gonna need a longer kiss than that to make up for ten years of prison, sheriff!" Mary snarls with joyous glee, continuing to rub Texas's face into her filthy ass. "Ooh, wait... Seems like lunch is disagreeing with me!"

While Texas screams muffledly, Mary's stomach rumbled, until a massive explosion of gas was fired from her disgusting crack, spraying the tormented weasel with the smell of rotten fried beans, year-old eggs and a vast amount of sweat from the pig's ass. Texas squeals and twitches in a horrified, humiliated state while Mary just cackled and blasted out fart after wet fart into the weasel's face, until she finally felt her pass out and go limp.

"We're gonna have a lot of fun together, cellmate..."