Kinktober #9

This is a Super Mario Bros fanfiction.

Bimbofication / Reversal

"...and just then a toadstool man fell from the sky, completely battered and barely alive. I'm telling you, half-human half-toadstool! I tried to help him, asked if I should call an ambulance, but he just told me to take the crown he was holding and run. Told me if it ever got into the wrong hands the very fate of the world may be in the balance!"
"Mmhmmm..." The old man in trenchcoat flipped through the pages of his newspaper, not paying any attention to the blue-haired young excitable geek next to him on the park-bench.
"He told me all about the crown, what it does and all of its power. I asked him where he came from and what happened to him, but he just told me to protect this thing from king Bowser... and that was his last breath!"
"Hmmm? Isn't that just a video game character?"
"Yeah that's what I thought too! That's what you get if you assume things without looking it up. Apparently he's real, and he's using all his power and resources to come after this crown."
"...seems kinda girly to me." The old man wasn't wrong. The crown was that of a ring of gold spikes circumscribing the hat of a bold, pink toadstool.
"Oh, it's girly all right. Girlier than you could ever imagine! It's so girly whoever puts it on will become instantly bimbofied for as long as they are wearing the crown!"
"...hmm? Bimbofied....?"
"Bimbofied! Turned into a busty, airheaded woman! Doesn't matter how smart you are, how skinny you are or even how manly you are! You just become a dimwitted bimbo the moment the crown goes on your head!"
"...hmmm, rather lame power..."
"Oh, that's what you think, is it? Well imagine if Bowser got his clutches on this thing! The entire Internet will be sent into a dark age of terrible fan-art and dank memes from where it can never recover... for at least TEN MINUTES!"
"...you gonna get that to the police or the army then, mhhmmm?"
"Huh? Oh, I... I was kinda entrusted this by that toadstool dude. Besides, I'm kinda between jobs right now, and I imagine it'd help with job-hunting if I had 'protector of the Super Crown. Mark my word, I'm gonna protect this crown with my life, or my name isn't Peter Pest!"
"...mhmm... not afraid of Bowser I see?"
"Afraid of him? Pffft... what's a huge spikey dragon turtle gonna do to me? Besides, what are the odds he will show up in this world, in this city looking for just me? I'll keep it hidden and out of sight, just going about my day like normal until I can get in contact with someone from the Mushroom Kingdom. And that... is what makes me a hero. Now if you excuse me, I need to go to the cafeteria and use their free WiFi. My animated porn won't download itself!"

The following day Peter Pest woke up from the ground trembling to the sound of loud thumps at regular intervals. He yawned and sleepily made his way to the window, pulled the thread to the blinds and what he saw made him almost jump out of his pajamas. A teen feet king Bowser walked down the streets, people everywhere fleeing in panic. Police gathered to shoot at him but the bullets just bounced off his shell.
"Oh god! Maybe taking the Super Crown was a mistake!" Peter said as he put on his jacket and trousers, the Super Crown in his backpack ran to the bus stop and banged at the door, "Oh please god! Let me in! For the love of everything p-pleeeease let me in!"
As much as the bus was in a worry to get the hell out, Peter just looked too pathetic to be left to his own devices, so the driver opened the doors and let Peter inside before speeding off.
Just then the bus came to a halt, followed by Peter falling to the back of the bus. Bowser was just outside the front window picking up the bus... then hurled it into a house with such impact both of the things turned into smoldering debris.
At the last minute Peter had escaped from the bus, looking up at Bowser while prone by his feet, "You! You are that wretched Peter Pest are you not?"
":...maybe?"
"You know what I want. Give it to me and no one needs to be harmed."
"N-no way! How did you find me."
"But of course, as a good king I have spies everywhere!"
...that was the last time Peter trusted an old man with sunglasses and trenchcoat. Peter has no intention of giving up so easily so he runs down the road and turns to an alleyway with Bowser in tow.
"You'll live to regret that, you coward!"

Peter stayed hidden, his back pressed against the wall and lungs heaving. That monster will find him, one way or another! He can't run or hide... unless...
Bowser ran into the alleyway where Peter hid, preparing his sharpest claws. When he turned to the alleyway, there was no one there. No one except a busty, flirty looking woman with luscious long blue hair and a green T-shirt that did nothing to hide her large rack. Her hat was adorned with a black garbage back.
"Like, do you mind? I was like, in the middle of something here?"
"Oh, but of course, my lady. Do not mind me, but if you please, did you by chance see a pencil-neck geek flee here a second ago?"
"Like, totally. He just ran all the way over there. He like, looked like a hero too, totally handsome."
"Much obliged! Have a good day, my lady." Bowser ran in the direction he was pointed to, out the other end of the alley. The blue haired bimbo snuck away the way Bowser came, before Bowser stopped and turned around.
"Just a moment, my lady. Would you be so kind as to lifting up your nice little hat for just a moment?"
Her eyes began shifting left and right, "Like... huh?"
"Lift up your hat. It is the smallest inconvenience most certainly, but it would be of immense help for me."
"Like... I'm not gonna lift up my supe... my hat. You know how much this costs?"
"Why, it looks like it was picked up from a garbage pail."
"Oh, how rude... I like... will not have any more of this... bye..." The bimbo started walking away then ran.
"Come back here you little!" Bowser ran after him with slow but very wide steps. It took him time to accelerate to his top speed, so instead he leapt up to tackle the woman, who ran away as fast as she possibly could.
Bowser flew towards her!
The bimbo ran but he was getting closer and closer!
Bowser was just outside of arm's reach to the poor girl... when he crashed into the ground and came to a sudden stop, just one step away from the bimbo, who had stopped to cower in panic. When she noticed he was not moving she sighed in relief and promptly walked away... before the hat was knocked out of her head by a sign that said "warning for low signs."

"Oh crap!" The bimbo said as she turned back into Peter and the crown flew out of the garbage bag, right on to the head of Bowser.
Bowser began changing, shrinking and morphing until he was nothing but a busty blonde woman in a lowcut sleeveless black dress.
"Oh, how convenient! Finally Bowsette is back on the scene!"
"Lucky indeed! Looking good, Bowsette! Now that you've got what you came for, why don't I just make myself scarce and..." Peter tried to sneak away casually but was grabbed by the collar by Bowsette.
"Now just where do you think you are going? Why I do need to thank you for helping me get back to my full power. How does a week up in my chamber sound?"
"Uhh... that's nice, but... I think I'll pass."
"But I insist! You're gonna love the decor!"
Bowsette carried the kicking and screaming Peter under her arm and carried him off through the smoldering debris of the city towards the nearest warp pipe.
She's waited so long for this moment and now that she's back she will make the most of it.