Kink: Patriotic and Fart Sneeze

Chad placed the Kink: Patriotic card down right away, that was an easy choice, he already loved his country. He had even been thinking about joining the service, and he probably would have had his dad not agreed to his plan of returning to Texas after graduation to help run the ranch. His mom didn't know about that yet and she wouldn't, not until after he was out of school and she couldn't stop him.

Chad looked at the other five cards in his hand. None of these other ones were good at all. He narrowed it down to Fart Sneeze and Jacking to the Game before he did any-meanie-minnie-moe which led him to choose Fart Sneeze.

With the two new cards face up in front of him the other four cards flew out of his hand and shuffled themselves back into the deck.

Now he had to roll again. He picked up the die and rolled it.