Kick!

Naruto looked down at the little pig and casually shoved her aside with his boot. He proceeded forward toward Tsunade's desk, as the little pig uttered an insulted snort.

Tsunade absolutely glared at him.

Naruto started, "Hey Granny Tsunade, I came by because I wanted to ask about,"

Tsunade cut him off, "Did you just kick my pig?"

"Squee!" TonTon uttered angrily.

"Uh, no. I just kinda shoved her aside, because I wanted to ask,"

"Did you just KICK. MY. PIG?" Tsunade bellowed. Then she stood up behind her desk.

"AWK!" Naruto squawked as Tsunade came around her desk at him. He backed away from her slowly, going to the right of her desk, putting his hands up saying, "No, no, no Granny-Tsunade! I didn't kick the piggy!" Naruto maneuvered himself behind her chair, his left side to the windows behind her desk. He positioned her chair in front of him to keep her away from him.

Tsunade grabbed the arms of her chair and forcibly launched it sideways over the desk sending it sailing into the door at the far side of the room. "GAH!" Naruto squeaked as she grabbed him with her left hand by the front of his jacket. She turned him toward the windows and said, "Sayonara Naruto!" and she punched him in the face, jettisoning him straight out the windows and sailing over the streets of Konoha. She watched him fly until his flight pattern was stopped when he crashed into the Hokage Mountain with a splat.

Tsunade clenched her fists, then walked over to retrieve her chair. It was mostly intact, so she wheeled it back behind her desk. As soon as she sat, TonTon tottered over to her. She picked her up and put her in her lap, then she went back to work as if nothing had happened and she hadn't just killed Naruto.

A/N: Sorry, but Tsunade killed you! You should NEVER kick the piggy! Especially one belonging to someone with such monstrous strength! Time for a do-over. Go back to the beginning, make some different decisions and try again!