Kelly D'Luxe

This one should be nice and easy 69, your target is Kelly D'Luxe the owner, manager and sole employee of Choky's bakery and sandwich shop.

Her husband is running a political campaign that is so extremely pro-life that even the catholics are taking issue with some of the things he is doing and saying. His image is squeaky clean, but we happen to know that his wife is a bit of a freak. We have given you a syringe that will temporarily replace the genetic material of your sperm with that of a random black individual that we collected from a nearby sperm bank. Given the racist voter base, this sort of scandal would pull him from the light and allow a more moderate candidate a chance to run before the next election cycle is over.

We have confirmed that she will be ovulating tomorrow when you go, so make sure that when you come, it is deep inside and has a good chance of getting her pregnant.

Her air conditioner is going to break today and we have already arranged a technician to come and fix it for her, you can probably guess who, 69