Keep your pants on.

"I think I'll just keep my pants on." You say.

"Okay." She says a little too happily.

You look up to see her pointing her phone at you.

"What are you doing?" you ask.

"Taking a photo." She replies.

"Why?" You don't like this.

"****." She says simply. "If you don't take your pants off and let me put one of my diapers on you, this is going online."

"You wouldn't." You say.

"Maybe." She smiles. "But I just sent it to Tanya and she absolutely would."

"You sent it to Tanya?" you hope she was joking.

She wasn't. Tanya bursts in. "Awww. Daniel had an accident in his pants."

You glare at Sarah.

"I guess it's back to diapers for you." Tanya continues. "Unless you want everyone to see your wet pants."