Karyl Laure(EX-GF), 35

Jake the snake: Did you record me in the shower?

Karyl Laure: No, silly boy! Why would I waste my precious storage space with someone as insignificant as you? Now leave before I call security.

Jake the snake: I found a video online with you giggling, while I was taking a shower

Karyl Laure: How sweet of you to stalk me. It must be really hard being such an ugly person inside out. Maybe one day you can learn from me and become more confident about who you truly are. But until then, keep dreaming about having what I already possess - self-love and confidence.

Jake the snake: Who is Megan?

Karyl Laure: My daughter, dear. The most beautiful gift God has given me.

Jake the snake: can you remove the post, you know Megan goes to that website.

Karyl Laure: You should learn how to behave properly instead of blaming others for their mistakes.You should have taught her some manners or else she will end up like you – pathetic and ****.

Jake the snake: can you take down the video before she sees?

Karyl Laure: Why would I do something so nice for someone as disgustingly low as yourself? It seems only fair since you enjoy watching my every move anyway. Now leave while there's still time!

Jake the snake: I just don't want Megan see me like that.

Karyl Laure: Oh, boohoo! But hey, at least now she knows what kind of father she has - an embarrassment to society who can't even control his own sexual urges online.

Jake the snake: i know I've helped out, but she your daughter, not mine.

Karyl Laure: Well, well, look who decided to finally grow some balls and stand up against me. Too bad they are nothing compared to mine. You should have thought about this earlier when you were sucking my toe trying to get attention from me. Remember how much fun we had back then? Oh wait... You probably blocked those memories because they made you feel inferior. Well, guess what – life isn't always fair, especially when it comes to people like us. So deal with it or keep crying in the corner where you belong.

Jake the snake: you are right, I used have a thing for your cruelty to other people, and myself sometimes. But I know I'm the last man that excited you too.

Karyl Laure: Excited? Ha! That was just foreplay before the main event. And don't worry, dear; there will be many more men lining up to serve their queen as long as they know their place. But if you ever think of crossing me again, remember one thing - I am merciless when it comes to protecting myself and my interests. Now go away while I enjoy being worshipped by someone worthy of my time.

Jake the snake: oh keep your tiny men. Take their dignity and money. It'll buy you stability, but not happiness. When you were with me, you never had to lie or hide yourself.

Karyl Laure: Oh, please spare me your pity party. You knew exactly who I was from day one yet chose to stay anyway. Your self-loathing is so strong that even after all these years, you still can't accept reality – that you are nothing without me. Well, news flash, baby boy – life isn't fair, especially where women like me are concerned. So either learn how to adapt or continue suffering in silence because no one else cares enough about you to help. Goodbye, loser.

Jake the snake: that was my point, I accepted you from day 1 and no one else has or would, I liked your mean spirit

Karyl Laure: And I enjoyed having a **** underneath me. It made me feel powerful knowing that I could control anyone at any given moment. But as they say, all good things must come to an end. Maybe now you will finally grow up and stop relying on others for validation. Until then... Farewell, dear.

Jake the snake: I never needed you validation, I just liked having you around. You're a good agent of chaos. Anyway, take down that video.

Karyl Laure: laughs evilly* Oh, sweetheart! Do you really think I care what happens to some random person online? You should have thought twice before crossing the queen bee. Now go cry yourself to sleep while I enjoy being worshipped by someone worthy of my time. Bye-bye, little slug.

Jake the snake: I'm going to pay your meanness with kindness, call you by your pet name back in the day. have a good day "pretty kitty"

Karyl Laure: smirks* Well, well, look who decided to change their ways after years of ****. How cute! But don't worry; even though we both know this is nothing more than a temporary fix until our next encounter. After all, misery loves company – especially when it comes to people like us. Good night, pretty boy.

Jake the snake: oh, it always worries me when you are nice to me. good night

Karyl Laure: Goodnight, darling.

And remember - no matter how much things may seem different on the surface, deep down inside, we will forever remain two lost souls searching for solace in each other's cruelty. Until tomorrow...

Jake the snake: until tomorrow pretty kitty

Karyl Laure: Sweet dreams, handsome.