Julie Roberts

She might share a name (minus a letter, anyway), with the famous actress, but in your country music-driven world, you've always had a thing for the blonde bombshell Julie Roberts.

And since you've always heard that she's one of the most personable country artists around, you decide to attend her Fan Club Party and see how it goes.

You'd be lying, of course, if you told yourself you hadn't done a lot of time wondering why she's always single, so if you're really lucky, you might get a date out of this.

Even though you're number one goal of fucking her can of course be achieved without getting an actual date with her.

"Hey Julie, the name's John," you tell her as she asks you your name and signs an autograph for you, blushing a little when you ask her the boyfriend question as you tried to sneak a glimpse of her tits and legs in the tight black dress she was wearing.

"I admire a man with balls like yours John," she tells you, leading you away as the signing finishes, "so I'm going to answer your question. But not here. Follow me, baby."