Joseph Mason, 25 year-old

You are Joseph Mason. You were born and raised in a small southern town, and most of the people you knew growing up had conservative leanings, so it was what you believed in, and still do to this day, even after you moved to a large city. Here, however, you found that most of the women were annoying liberals with views opposite to several of yours, so you had a hard time landing any dates, or any action during your stay here.

However, one day you stumbled upon a strange little toy gun on the ground. You look around quickly to see if you can find any potential owners, but seeing you are alone, you simply grab it and take a good look at it. The only interesting this is some text it has, which states it is a stereotype gun, and that you need to think of a stereotype when you are firing it.

You are unsure as to whether it is real or some annoying prank, but you quickly pocket it, deciding you will find out of it is real later. And you have the perfect person to test it on first.