Join Saya at the bar

You sit down at the booth but it’s a bit narrow for you, your boobs lay on the tabletop for you to sit comfortably. Fae slides into the other side and drops her boobs which smack loudly onto the table like a folder or textbook.

“You chose this one just to stare at my boobs, didn’t you?” you ask Fae.

“Yep,” she says smugly.

“Good thing I’m in love with yours then too.”

All of you order your food and drinks except for Chris who notices a friend and goes to talk to them. Saya stands at the booth talking to the two of you.

“I heard you got a promotion Fae.”

Saya loudly rips ass for several seconds for the whole bar to hear but no one even bats an eye, not even herself. A big log of shit audibly crackle-pops out of her butthole as she stands unaffected. It slides down between her legs and leaves a dark brown streak against her pale skin. The second log quickly shoots out and slaps the floor of the walkway.

“Oh, yeah. I’m the new manager over the Penis Augment project.”

That statement catches you off guard.

“The what project?” you ask.

“We’ve talked about that a ton Double-D, how do you not know?” Saya asks genuinely confused.

Fae explains what happened with you, and Saya actually takes it pretty well although reasonably weirded out. While the conversation goes on, Saya pees all over the table without noticing and gets your boobs wet. She notices your annoyance.

“Shit, sorry Double-D.”

“No it’s fine, I kinda like it,” you admit to her as it audibly pours off the table. It gives off a comfy warmth against your bare skin.

The waiter carries the food and drinks over, her feet squish against the warm shit that Saya had left behind. She places the plates and cups on the table amongst Saya’s pee. The pee glistens like gold as sunlight pours in from the window.

“Can I get you guys anything else?” the waiter asks.

You realize you forgot to get a drink. You check the menu and notice that there is Dr Pepper, your favorite soda. There is also free milk right alongside the water.

(I don’t remember that being on the menu.)