Tommy looked around the table. He didn't particularly hate any of the people left around this table at the moment, not even Benny who would make jokes at his expense (at least Benny's jokes were always funny and never seemed to have any bad intent behind them.) He didn't want to **** any of these guys to have to orally shit for him, so he asked the game aloud if he could choose Johnny who was currently a very befitting Jack Ass, and the game replied with a simple yes.
Benny took his card next and read it. "Cum Blooded: Who needs old fashioned blood when your body now has cum running through its veins."
"Well I guess I wont have to worry about vampires going after my blood now" Benny said as Jacob drew his card.
"Enlarged Prostate: Your prostate is now twice its previous size giving you even more pleasure in anal play." Jacob didn't feel any different after reading his card, but he was anxious to have something up his rear and he would probably notice the difference then.
Finally Mark took his from the top of the deck. "Muscled: You look like you visit the gym every day, even if you don't."
They all watched as Mark went from being a relatively scrawny young man to a guy with a ripped figure.
Jacob couldn't deny that he wished that had been his card instead as he took the die again in his hand and rolled.
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