Johnny Wins

Johnny lunged forward without warning but found himself tripping over his own feet and falling to his knees instantly. It was strange but this 15 extra pounds he had suddenly gained had thrown his balance off completely, his body unsure what to do with its sudden extra mass.

Tommy lifted his dildo over his head like he seen in movies and brought it down towards Johnny's head but Johnny managed to get his Dildo up in enough time to block the blow. He pushed Tommy's dildo away from himself with his own and managed to get back on his feet. There was no way he was going to lose to some fat retard like this guy.

He lunged forwards again, this time making sure he kept his balance. Tommy tried to block the dildo with his own but he wasn't fast enough and Johnny's dildo slid right into Tommy's left moob.

There was no blood or anything like that as the voice from the game board announced that Johnny was the winner, not like that should be a surprise to anyone. It was clear from Tommy's face that it hurt like hell so Johnny twisted it before pulling it out, not a single trace of it ever being inside Tommy left behind.

Happy with himself, Johnny returned to his seat, and it wasn't until he was sitting down that he realized he had just had a chance to run and escape from this game. He tried to get back up but it was no use, he had blown his chance. So he looked down at the gold-plated card that now sat in front of him with his other two cards and he wondered whether he should use it now or wait for later.

As Tommy took his own seat, the game board began speaking again. "Since Tommy is incapable of going back more than three spaces he will have to draw a card for each space he can not go back"

Johnny watched as Tommy reached forwards and grabbed two cards from that deck at once. He couldn't help but feel pleased with himself as he watched Tommy bring those cards to his face and begin to read.

"Overactive Bladder: Your bladder now needs to relieve itself at least once every forty minutes. Points: 13." Tommy could instantly feel his bladder fill and he knew it wouldn't be long before he had to relieve it.

"Sex Updates: You use Facebook, Twitter and any other social media to make sure all your friends and followers know every sexual thing you do throughout the day. Points: 10."

Johnny began laughing. "No one would ever want to know about a fat-asses sex life such as yourself" he said as Steve grabbed the die to begin his second turn.