Jennifer is with her

And standing next to Kate, quite unexpectedly, is Jennifer Lawrence, a big goofy smile on her face.

"What the fuck is going on right now?" You ask, completely bewildered by this turn of events. You're not sure why this is happening, but you suspect your evening is about to take a downturn.

"Funny story." Jennifer says. "I was leaving the store earlier today, and who should I run into in the parking lot, but a pretty girl carrying a bag of sandwiches." She and Kate exchange glances. "Now, since no one goes to an adult store to eat, I naturally assumed that she was bringing someone lunch. And since you were the only one working this morning, I figured she had to belong to you." She turns to Kate. "Is that how you remember it?"

"Aside from the part when I freaked out." Kate says, "Because, you know, Jennifer Lawrence was, like, right there." Kate doesn't seem upset. But it's clear that she knows about your planned rendezvous with Jennifer. And if it weren't clear...

"So I told her the whole story about the cute guy working inside and how I propositioned him and how he agreed." Jennifer doesn't seem too upset either. Something strange is going on. "And she said... tell him what you said." she elbows Kate.

Kate just shrugs. "I said... 'I can be a lot of things, but I can't be a horny Jennifer Lawrence.'"

Your jaw drops. You can't believe that's what she thinks. You can't believe she's not filled with rage or disgust, but instead, understanding. You have the coolest girlfriend ever.

"Dude, you have the coolest girlfriend ever." Jennifer Lawrence says. "You know that, right?"

You just nod, and try to give Kate a good look in her eyes that is both apologetic and thankful. "So you're not..."

"Oh I'm pissed." Kate says, with a smirk. "Because, look, we've got a good relationship right? We've got a practically perfect relationship, right?" She's so gorgeous. She holds her own standing next to Jennifer. You nod. You can't help but appreciate her right now. "So just be honest with me. If you get seduced by Jennifer Lawrence you have to tell me, okay?"

You nod. She's right. Though you can't believe you're really having this conversation.

Then she adds. "Because there's no way this is going down without me at least getting to watch." And she smiles.

This can't be happening. But Kate seems to be telling the truth. You know her well enough to know when she's lying, and her face is sincere. And a little bit horny.

"You okay with that?" She asks Jennifer, clearly already knowing the answer. Clearly they've talked about this.

"Sure" Jennifer says. "I've been watched before. You know deep down I'm a dirty girl." Then Jennifer turns to you and winks. "Just like your girlfriend." And she can't help but notice your befuddled reaction. You care a lot for Kate and Kate is great in bed, but you're not sure you'd call her a 'dirty girl' deep down. "You don't think so?" Jennifer seems surprised. "'Cause she had some ideas about what we should do tonight."

Kate blushes.

"Really?" You ask. "Like what?"