Jennifer Lawrence attends COVID-19 charity dinner reception completely naked

Jennifer Lawrence stunned the world on Tuesday when she attended the COVID-19 charity dinner reception in Hollywood completely naked. Yes, you read that right. Wearing only a bracelet on her right hand and holding a purse on her left, Lawrence sashayed down the red carpet confidently in her birthday suit, even stopping to pose for cameras. She exhibited not a single shred of embarrassment as she smiled at tens of photographers snapping away furiously at her magnificent breasts and exposed vagina.

Lawrence’s intentions soon became clear, when she presented herself during the dinner auction. Attendees were shocked when she announced that they could bid for opportunities to touch various parts of her body. Notable winners include Adam Sandler, who gave $27,000 to grope Lawrence’s tits and suck her nipples, and Keanu Reeves, who donated a whopping $102,000 to finger Lawrence on stage to an orgasm. But this was nothing compared to the bombshell that was dropped during the post-dinner interview.

Lawrence, who was supposed to be interviewed by the media after the event, kept everyone waiting for a good 30 minutes. When she appeared, it was a jaw-dropping scene. Lawrence was completely disheveled, with cum dripping from her chin, breasts and groin. “Sorry to keep everyone waiting!” she panted, while her legs visibly shook, and added, “I was getting gangbanged by some members of the White House who agreed to donate $5 million dollars in exchange!” Her pronouncement was met by stunned silence, followed by roaring applause. When pressed on details, Lawrence refused to divulge the names of the White House staff, only disclosing that it was “eight men”, and that “yes, they did me raw”.

Lawrence’s charitable efforts towards the COVID-19 pandemic was met with universal acclaim. New York Times declared her “a Hollywood celebrity America can be proud of”, while The Washington Post tweeted that “Jennifer Lawrence did more for the COVID-19 pandemic in one night than the President did for America in 3.5 years.” Here at CNN, we would also like to express our utmost appreciation at Lawrence’s stunning achievement, and urge more female celebrities to follow her lead and put your body to good use.