Selena Gomez’s makeup completely ruined by semen at COVID-19 charity dinner reception

Jennifer Lawrence was not the only one plastered with male ejaculate at the COVID-19 charity dinner reception in Hollywood on Tuesday. Selena Gomez, who also attended the gala event, was another. Clad in a dress that showcased more than half of her huge assets, Selena Gomez was reported to have been subjected to a minor bukkake backstage from male actors who were overwhelmed with lust at the sight of her barely concealed breasts. Despite the incident, Gomez stunned everyone when she appeared onstage for a photo-op with fellow actresses with her face and hair stained with semen and her makeup completely ruined.

When interviewed afterwards and asked why she did not clean up before the photoshoot, Gomez said, “Well I was running late already; I was almost the last to arrive onstage. And my manager said it would be good publicity for Gucci, who sponsored this amazing dress. Now everyone knows just what this dress can do!” chuckled Gomez. Gomez further joked that she “missed out on all the good food because my stomach is bloated from swallowing more than a dozen loads”.

The incident was met with general praise for Gomez on social media. Many commended Gomez for striving to be punctual despite the circumstances, and one peter_123 remarked that Gomez was “so humble, not like big-time celebrities who keep people waiting at their own leisure”. Many more lauded Gomez for her helpfulness in relieving her fellow actors, and Jake Gyllenhaal publicly thanked Gomez on Facebook for “generously accepting my semen deposition on your face, allowing me to carry out my emcee responsibilities in the right state of mind”. Gomez replied with a “No problem! Happy to help (:”, which has been liked more than 100,000 times.