James the Nude Statue

"I am going to turn you into a statue, James. A perfect marble replica of you naked. You will be instantly recognisable to anyone that knows you but, of course, nobody will have a clue that it is really you. You will be able to feel, think, see, hear and even become aroused like normal. You just won't be able to move. Don't worry, this will only be temporary. But while you are in statue form, I am going to send you to various places to be on display and observe how people react to you via my laptop. Some places will be very public, others a little more private. I am certainly going to put you on display in front of people you know. And people we both know. It will be a kick to hear them talk about it when I see them. Now, the only real question is how am I going to get you to pose?"