Item Time

You go back to the previous shop screen and click on items. It opens, revealing a set of three options.

General
Clothing
Building and Large Furniture

This app can... make buildings? Why are you even surprised at this point? I mean, it's about controlling your environment. You decide to come back to the clothing and the building menu, deciding to first check General. Another textbox opens. God, how long can the tutorials last?

• Welcome to the General Store. We might not have bread and bacon, but we do have countless items, both single use and permanent that can be bought with points to aid your endeavors. Use the search bar to find what you are looking for, or peruse the random items we have chosen for you based on your house. Random suggested items may be deleted to spawn another random item. Remember, all sales are final, points cannot be exchanged for currencies either foreign or domestic, permanent items may be nerfed if found to break gameplay balance, certain elements might not be available in all regions, etc.

You wish you'd just stop looking at these. But that's probably how Satan, the app's dev, gets your soul. Or more likely how the app pulls a fast one on you. Well, let's see what the store has in store for you. The random items fill the screen...

Bitch Whistle- A physical whistle appears. Makes the person with the lowest relationship with the user hear a high pitched annoying whistle upon blowing. Whistle is not invisible, use with caution. Permanent. -10 points
True Chastity Belt- A chastity belt appears. Appears to have no locking mechanism, but upon locking only the owner of the app can open it again. Can be locked and unlocked at will. Will not break to common tools, only to magic ones. Permanent. -1000 points
Cum Candies- A delicious smelling and tasting candy that upon sucking will slowly turn to the taste of cum in the victim's mouth. Continued use might lead to a desire to taste things like it. Single use, 5 per package. -1 point
Cat of Wardrobe Malfunction- A normal cat, 99% of the time. But when the cat is hugged or sitting on someone, it will believably move to cause some piece of clothing to fail. This could be permanently, like a set of torn jeans losing their leg, or a momentary slip, like a sweater being raised to expose a midriff. Will only do so when the user is present in the room. **** against the cat will result in it disappearing before harm comes to it. Term of Service, 7 days. -5 points
Slut Paddle- A paddle with the word slut embossed on it. The welt it leaves will pulse with pain if covered by anything, including skirts or loose clothing. Pussy will grow wet when the mark is seen. Permanent- 50 points

Wow, when they said random, they meant random. But what was this whole thing of it being based on your household? Does somebody have a whistle fetish? Or are into cat based voyeurism?

You could look at the search bar now, but what would you even look up? A book on how to gain points easily, a user manual or How To Control Your Sexy Ass Roommates?

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Damn it, it's not there.