It Doesn't Work!

Andrew looked in the mirror and saw energy swirling, and almost saw his face began to change into a tall dark brown-haired man. But the potion stopped. He looked at the bottle: "Best Before 1997."

He cursed his luck, but decided to go into the mansion anyways. Gwen was an expert thief and could afford this sort of thing. Andrew walked in, swallowed his pride, and decided to make his best effort. He didn't know how he could do it, but he'd think of someway to seduce her!

There she was, in black leather hot pants and a sphegetti-strap top. She was sitting on a couch in front of a massive screen television.

"Hello?" he said.

She turned around. "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Andrew. I work for Angel," he lied. Angel hated him, but Andrew would use his name to get him anywhere he needed in town.

"Oh, he must have the best hiring practices," she said.

"He sent me to watch over you," said Andrew with his continued lie.

Gwen stood up and walked closer. "Are you one of his technology experts?"

"Sure, why not," said Andrew.

"Good. Can you fix a magnetic-neutralizer?"

"A magno-neuterwhat?"

She placed a piece of technology on a table. "I used to use this so I could touch people, since I'd electrocute them naturally. With this, I could do... Anything," she grinned. "But now it's broke. Could you fix it?"

"I could try," he said, fiddling with the device. "What's in it for me?"

"Because I'll let you touch me," she smiled, "However you want."