It's Charlene

It was from Charlene, demanding details on how the date was going.

Andrew elected to play it safe and be truthful and tell her each and every event that happened on the date, minus anything about going to the cove and providing erotic pleasure to Brian and informed her that he was going to dump him now.

Andrew thought that everything was under control, and his mom would be okay with everything that had happened, but surprisingly she was pissed, replying ‘You accepted concert tickets?! You’re supposed to be letting him down gently, not leading him on you dumb bimbo! What do you think Brian will think if you were raring for future dates with him earlier, and are breaking up with him now? He’s gonna think it’s his fault for being a lousy date! That settles it, you can’t break up with him now, you’ll just have to go to the concert with him.’.

Andrew was incensed; ‘The concert is next weekend! I can’t keep up this whole pretending to be his girlfriend thing that long!’.

Charlene replied ‘Well you should have thought about that earlier then! On the plus side it looks like I get to have a daughter for an entire week! Now I don’t want to hear another word about this. Unless you want our neighbours to find out about your little experiment as well as the family?’.

Defeated, Andrew replied ‘No I don’t. Okay then…’, receiving back ‘Good. And btw, if you’re gonna be talking like a ditzy girl, you better start texting like one!’.

Faced with another week of torment, Andrew began to weep quietly, catching the attention of his boyfriend, who came over to comfort him.

“Babe, what’s wrong? I’m sorry I was so rough with you”, Brian remorsed.

Wishing to spare Brian’s feelings, Andrew replied “Oh it’s nothin’, just time of the month I guess. Bleehr!”.

Luckily, Brian’s grasp on female bodily functions was tenuous at best, and Brian accepted, offering to take his date home, who accepted.