Inui, a Japanese editor and nerd.

You were slightly taken aback by Carrie's suggestion. You know Inui. You've been playing D&D with her since high school, where she was a mousy japanese girl who grew into an attractive but oft overlooked woman. Nowadays, she worked as an editor at a growing indie book and comic publisher, and still plays tabletop games with you and other friends. She was cute, of course, but you never would have guessed she was Carrie's type! You weren't even sure Carrie knew who Inui was! Sure, Inui had been to your place with the others, but Carrie always focused on teasing your guy friends, and, later, you about your guy friends. Inui always seemed to be beneath notice.

You didn't even know is Inui was interested in anyone, let alone other women!

"Why her?" you ask, innocently.

Carries began to blush furiously as she avoided your gaze. "I dunno," she lied. "Inui's just... always seemed so innocent, but sweet and funny. The idea of corrupting her, or learning how secretly dirty she is just... excites me. I don't know which I would prefer. Besides... I also just want to squeeze her and give her kisses..."

You laughed at hearing your terribly kinky girlfriend blush and stumble over her words as she explained her crush on your friend. Laughter which annoyed Carrie.

"Look, mister, this is your idea!" Carrie said. "You're the one who had to be all sweet and giving when I offered my body and soul to do whatever horrid thing you want! Sorry it's funny that I think someone's cute!"

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry," you say sincerely, calming down from your laughter fit. "How can I help?"