Waking up gay

You stretch and open your eyes. Sun is shining, birds are singing. What a wonderful sleep! Ever since your girlfriend left you, the bed has always felt empty, but that was phenomenal! Finally moving on from that bitch and ready to move on.

You brush off your covers, letting the air hit your naked body. Sleeping naked is healthier for you; or so that one Facebook post told you, and your always ready to have some naughty fun.

You look around your room, but something seems a little peculiar...